Captivating

ne-uw:

foreverunbroken93:

I asked my 18 year old brother the other day if he only liked girls that have thigh gaps, to which he replied “whats a thigh gap?”

this should tell you something

Yeah, tells me he don’t have a tumblr.

internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

connuh:

I’m the kid at the party that walks around the house looking at family photos

finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

rapewhistled:

we evolved for hundreds of thousands of years to hunt and eat and live a certain way and now we all are forced to live in cement buildings and sit at ur job from 9-5 and u wonder why everyone seems to have a psychological disorder

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

necesitamos:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

quorrahale:

I have this problem where I ship new characters with other characters in a show before they even have lines.